100 Bold Dirty Pickup Lines To Try On Your Crush

Are you trying to catch your crush’s attention, find it tough right? Well if you want to stand out and make them smile (or maybe blush), why not try bold, dirty pickup lines?

We all have been there—crushing hard on someone and feeling like your words just don’t match the level of excitement you are feeling. If you are ready to take things up a notch then these dirty pick-up lines are the way to go. But not just any pickup lines. We are talking dirty, cheeky, and playful lines so that you can make them smile, laugh, or even blush.

In this blog post, we have compiled 100 bold dirty pickup lines that are just cheeky enough to make your crush take notice. But remember, timing is everything, so use these with care and make sure the mood is right. So, are you ready to heat things up? Let’s Go!

Flirty & Fun Dirty Pickup Lines

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  3. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  4. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name for insurance.
  5. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  6. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
  7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
  8. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you
  10. If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

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Bold & Cheeky Dirty Pickup Lines

  1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  2. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  4. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  5. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  6. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  8. If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  9. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
  10. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

A Little More Spicy Pickup Lines

  1. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
  2. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dream.
  3.  Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  4. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
  5. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  6. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  7. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
  8. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
  9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together… again.
  10. You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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 Naughty & Flirty Dirty Pickup Lines

31. Do you like spicy food? Because you are making my heart burn.

32. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’.

33. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

34. You must be a time traveler because I see you in my future.

35. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest.

36. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.

37. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’re making my heart race.

38. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

39. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

40. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

Dirty Pickup Lines That Are Definitely Bold

41. Are you made of sugar? Because you’re so sweet.

42. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

43. Is it just me, or are we destined to be together?

44. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.

45. I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here.

46. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

47. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

48. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

49. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.

50. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.

More Bold and Risky Dirty Pickup Lines

51. Is your body made of water? Because you’re making waves.

52. I’m not a gambler, but I’ve just bet my heart on you.

53. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

54. Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met ‘the one.’

55. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

56. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

57. Do you know if there’s an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

58. Are you an alien? Because your beauty is out of this world.

59. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

60. You must be the square root of the negative one, because you can’t be real.

Cheeky and Confident Dirty Pickup Lines

61. Do you know what would look great on you? Me.

62. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

63. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

64. Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you.

65. I was wondering if you had a map… because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

66. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

67. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

68. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

69. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

70. You’re like sunshine on a rainy day.

71. Are you a beaver? Because you’re dam good-looking.

72. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

73. Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?

74. Do you like raisins? No? How about a date?

75. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

76. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

77. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

78. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

79. You must have a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.

80. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

Dirty Pickup Lines to Turn up the Heat

 81. Are you an angel? Because I’ve been looking for you my whole life.

82. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

83. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

84. If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

85. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

86. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

87. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

88. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

89. If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

90. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

 The Final Bold Set Dirty Pickup Lines

 91. Do you know if there’s an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

92. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

93. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.

94. Is it just me or are we destined to be together?

95. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

96. You’re like a dream come true.

97. Can you feel the sparks between us?

98. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’re making my heart race.

99. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

100. You must be the square root of the negative one because you can’t be real.

So whether you are looking to deeper your connection with your crush or just wanted to have some fun time with your partner, these dirty pickup lines will definitely make them blush. But yes, do no use them to hurt anyone or to teeese someone. Hope you enjoy.

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